(READ MY WHOLE POST OR DON'T CONTACT ME) LET'S JUST STOP ALL OF THE BULLSHIT, PLEASE!

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1) INCALL ONLY. That means: No, I am NOT doing out call... PERIOD. Again: I'm offering INCALL ONLY. 2) DO NOT CALL ME. DO NOT CALL ME. DO NOT CALL ME. TEXT ONLY. 3) If taking the whole few minutes to read this post wasn't important enough to do, and the last listed item goes disregarded; unfortunately, I am going to block numbers whom still call me. 4) I am very excited about some ideas I came up with to give incentives to clients whom don't behave like inconsiderate, tactless ass-hats... though, I wish I didn't have to reward common decency. WHATEVS. 5) HAGGLERS, TIME WASTERS, BULLIES, THOSE WHOM UNDERVALUE OR EVEN FULLY DEVALUE ME, AS WELL AS ALL SIMILARLY LOW GRADE, TACKY AND OUTRAGEOUSLY ENTITLEDAND RUDE MEN WILL NOT BE ENJOYING AN APPOINTMENT WITH ME. AT ALL. JUST A HEADS UP.


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